Okay, the last thing you ever want to do if you're a burglar is call the cops.
That's like a pretty important thing to know if you're ever thinking about becoming a burglar.
So that's gotta be about the worst burglar duo I've ever heard of.
I cannot imagine the number of drugs a person has to be on in order to make a mistake like this.
So apparently the two burglars were down in Poinciana, Florida and ripped off a Dollar General — A DOLLAR GENERAL!!! — earlier in the day. Somehow, later, they came across an abandoned Poinciana home and sort of set up shop there and burglarized some more.
It was then that one of the dumbo burglars called 911:
Deputies responded to a home Saturday after a 911 call was made but nobody spoke, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said. At the home, the deputies concluded that nobody lived there, but they found a male suspect and his girlfriend inside the home after entering it through an unlocked door.
Deputies had been searching for the male suspect after identifying him from security video as a burglar at a Dollar General store in Poinciana, Florida, where several items were stolen earlier in the day, the sheriff's office said in a statement. Poinciana is about 35 miles (55 kilometers) south of Orlando.
While talking to deputies, the female suspect told them that she had called 911 for the purpose of having law enforcement help them move their belongings from the house they were burglarizing. They also wanted to get a ride to the airport so they could spend the weekend in New York, the sheriff's office said.
Seriously, that's why you called 911?
To get help moving the stuff that you have just stolen from Dollar General?
Okay, I'm sorry, but again...
DOLLAR GENERAL?!?!
I'm never gonna get over that part.
Polk County is legendary for their law enforcement, and they had this to say on Facebook:
Deputies DID help them with their belongings, and DID give them a ride, but it wasn't to the airport…it was to the Polk Pokey. And they are welcome to stay there all weekend long. The Polk Pokey is much better than New York anyway.
