"Not-Antifa Window Repair" is probably the funniest thing you'll watch today

This is comedy gold. Please enjoy:

"Put a rock through a window, put a rock on my wife's hand!"
"Capitalism by day, communism by night!"
"The window-repair scene is a lot like the tow truck scene... and it helps if you know where that's scene's gonna be, if you catch my drift."
"People are cooped up with no stimulus: it's easy to get them rilled up. But also because they're cooped up, they more than ever need WINDOWS!"
"Just like the government shut down businesses, forcing you to rely on them, we break windows, forcing you to rely on us."
"Racial tension is good for business."
"We're actually thinking of moving to Portland. There's a lot of money to be made in window repair."

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