This Goldilocks Broke Into A House With A Rifle, Took A Bath, Had A Nap, Ate Some Shrimp, Then Left $200 For Damages
ยท Feb 9, 2022 ยท

This dude was in Santa Fe, New Mexico and he broke a window to get into someone's house.

While he was there he took a nap, took a bath, ate some shrimp, and popped open a cold one before the homeowners returned and found him hanging out.

He really just made himself at home.

The suspect apparently slept in the home, bathed, ate food and drank beer before the owners returned to their Vereda Serena residence and found the man in a back room, according to a Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office report.

A duffel bag and an AR-15 scoped rifle was next to the suspect, but he did not threaten the homeowners. He picked up the items and left, dropping $200 on a living room chair on his way out, saying it was "reimbursement for the window he broke," the report said.

The owner said "the male was extremely embarrassed and apologetic about the situation," the report states.

Hahaha! At least he seemed to be embarrassed by the whole thing and he gave the homeowners money for the busted window.

When asked why he was in the home, the man said "his family was killed in east Texas and he was running from somebody."

The suspect told the owner he was driving, but said his vehicle broke down 100 miles outside of town.

So... this is either a crazy person or someone who thinks he's in deep, deep trouble.

The police have now found the man and he has kept his story straight.

A New Mexico man who allegedly broke into a home, took a bath, ate some shrimp and drank a beer before being confronted by the homeowner has been arrested.

The man, Teral Christesson, 34, was arrested Sunday for breaking into the home after smashing a window to get in...

Christesson told investigators he was "caught in a blizzard" Sunday and was afraid he would freeze. Police said he told them he "felt bad" about breaking the window of the home and had left money for the owner.

This story is absolutely bonkers.

  • What happened to his family?
  • Who is threatening his life?
  • Why the heck didn't he just pay for a motel instead of paying for a few hours of casual home invasion?
  • Is his life in even more danger now that's he's been outed on international media??

Stay tuned as the story unfolds!

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