This face mask is real.
· Dec 15, 2020 ·

Ever wanted to look like an Easter egg that's joined up with Antifa? Now you can!

Yeah, this thing is real and you can still get in on their Kickstarter. You know... if you're an anarchist with poor taste in fashion.

Or if you're just ugly, I guess.

The makers of Blanc are billing it as a Covid mask that also protects your identity.

Blanc protects your eyes, nose and mouth from the outside world. All air is filtered through 2 high-efficiency reusable and replaceable HEPA filters, ensuring clean, fresh air with every breath.

Keep your identity secure behind its opaque changeable front panels. Adjust the mask to your outfit or any occasion in 2 quick movements. Unclip the existing front panel, and effortlessly snap the new one in place.

There are a bunch of color and design options, too.

Personally, I plan to get the rainbow flag design (to represent the Noahic Covenant, of course).

And if you're thinking to yourself, "You know who this would be perfect for? Domestic terrorists!" Well, Blanc is way ahead of you. Check out this nugget from their disclaimer:

We created Blanc to highlight the wearer's creativity, individuality, provide them with protection and privacy, and by no means promote social anarchy and illegal activities. Visual protection and privacy imply responsible usage of the wearer. We are not revolutionaries: Blanc Inc. as well as any of its affiliates do not associate themselves with any manifestations of using Blanc during illegal and/or anti-social activities.

The anime kids are going to love this.

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