Florida mom with giant bumper sticker promoting Only Fans account confused as to why kids' Christian prep school is upset with her
ยท Feb 6, 2024 ยท NottheBee.com

Ladies and gentlemen, the case for Christian Nationalism #4,854,921:

[Warning: Sexual content ahead. The news reports includes information about this woman's profile that is not suitable for kids.]

From the Christian Post:

Michelle Cline, 35, raised the ire of other parents at Liberty Christian Preparatory School in Tavares, and some want her family expelled because she promotes her pornographic material on her SUV, according to the New York Post.

'I don't think it's right,' Cline told the outlet. 'People are going to be offended by all sorts of things, different bumper stickers, whatever. But at the end of the day, this is something that supports my family.'

She says she makes $20,000 a month off this, which obviously makes this right ... right?

Okay, let me back up in case you forgot.

This is the name of the school:

I can see it now:

For those who don't know (most modern people have 10 times less biblical literacy than peasants in the 15th century), here is a taste of what the Bible teaches about sharing the intimacy of your marriage bed with strangers:

  • Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous. - Hebrews 13:4
  • Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. - Galatians 5:19-21
  • For there has already been enough time spent in doing what the Gentiles choose to do: carrying on in unrestrained behavior, evil desires, drunkenness, orgies, carousing, and lawless idolatry. They are surprised that you don't join them in the same flood of wild living โ€” and they slander you. They will give an account to the one who stands ready to judge the living and the dead. - 1 Peter 4:3-5

Okay, so we've got a Christian school that's following Christian teachings on the sacredness of the marriage bed, and this woman sends her kids to this school ...

And can't put 2 and 2 together?

Make it make sense.

Lexy Thomas, a parent at the school who has a prominent TikTok account, told local WFTV-TV that Cline's OnlyFans decal takes up 'the entire windshield" of her SUV and has proven to be "a distraction to my children.'

'And no matter how poorly or how good I parent, porn is there, and that's kind of the first thing they're seeing when they're going into a place that should be educating them,' she said.

Thomas wants Cline's family booted from the school for violating its Christian code of conduct, and a source who spoke to the NY Post claimed that a student was expelled last year for having accessed Cline's OnlyFans with his phone on campus.

Again, let's turn to Christian teaching for this Christian school to follow. If you aren't a Christian, follow with me so you can learn what Christians actually believe, because it seems to be surprising a lot of people these days!

Porn around kids? Causing kids to sin sexually by looking at you and your husband having sex?? Yeah, that's a millstone offense!

But what about kicking peddlers of porn out of the school/community? What are the qualifications for that?

Straight from Jesus in Matthew 18:

If your brother sins against you, go tell him his fault, between you and him alone. If he listens to you, you have won your brother. But if he won't listen, take one or two others with you, so that by the testimony of two or three witnesses every fact may be established.

Okay, and is this porn mom willing to listen?

Cline has reportedly refused to take down the decal because she said she isn't doing anything illegal.

'And that one seemed like an easy thing to say, for sure,' she said. 'But for me, you know, it supports my family. This provides a very comfortable way of life for us. And it's legal, you know, I pay taxes just like everyone else but I'm not breaking the law. I just offended people.'

Back to Jesus:

If he doesn't pay attention to them, tell the church. If he doesn't pay attention even to the church, let him be like a Gentile and a tax collector to you.

Translation: Cast them out.

Now over to 1 Corinthians 5, where the Apostle Paul has to scold the church in Corinth for not dealing with a case of incest in their midst:

Shouldn't you rather have gone into mourning and have put out of your fellowship the man who has been doing this?

... hand this man over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, so that his spirit may be saved on the day of the Lord.

It is absolutely WILD to me that we're over here with Only Fans moms rolling up to their non-denomination Christian school - one that certainly makes sure to teach "Thou Shalt Be Nice" every day - and there is even a conversation about kicking this mom out of the school.

Evil is not a plaything. It is something to be purged. You wage war on it. You destroy it.

But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is for you, but you must rule over it. - Genesis 4:7

You may be named David French, and think you can live in a nice pluralistic society where Christian morals make up the framework of a secular system where everyone gets along, but that's not how things work.

As physical nature abhors a vacuum, so too does the spiritual nature.

You cannot have a Christian school and Only Fans moms in the carpool lane. One set of values, one worldview, one belief about good vs evil must win out. These things do not coexist.

To the Christians at Liberty Christian Prep: You'll have neither Christ nor liberty if you capitulate. Grow a spine. Smash the idols. Purge evil. Stand up for righteousness. Protect the sacred. Once you sort that out in your school, you might begin to understand the need for advancing Christ's kingdom in the body politic.

And I know a guy who can show you what it looks like when you stand up to the clown demons:

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