Ladies and gentlemen, America has a long tradition of liberating totalitarian countries rich in oil, and it just so happens that Canada now fits the bill.
To that end, this very fine random man on the internet has come up with a bulletproof plan - BULLETPROOF, I SAY - to conquer the vast domain of our northern neighbors.
Don't lie, you've probably spent many a sleepless night thinking of how street-to-street fighting in Ontario would go, or how to position an invasion fleet off the coast of Vancouver.
But Max Meyer is here to put your mind at ease, soldier. He's a "99% Wikipedia male."
He also wants to invade Canada for the good of its people.
With that in mind, here is his strategy (warning, this is extremely detailed and extremely hilarious):
BRILLIANT!
As a Michigander, I am ready to do my part.
"The US Navy men's volleyball team" 💀💀
In case you thought this strategy was limited to Ontario, oh no, my friends. We're just getting started:
NOW THE QUESTION YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: WHAT ABOUT QUEBEC??
People in the replies were LOVING THIS IDEA:
Some of you might be thinking... what about the Canadian military?
