Yeah, we're doomed.

Yes, that is a real military training video made for the United States Navy by Staff Sgt. John Vannucci. The two individuals in the video are and Jony Rozon and Conchy Vasquez, both engineers at the Naval Undersea Warfare Center in Newport.

It's amazing how the new woke videos are like the low-budget church videos for kids made back in the '80s and '90s. It really is a religion.

Meanwhile, this is what the Chinese navy is up to:

"HAHA but it's made in China!" you jest.

Yeah, laugh it up, fuzzball.

When you get yeeted into the afterlife because the Navy was too busy dancing with rainbow flags to stop the incoming missiles, make sure to tell the Egyptians, Babylonians, Medes, Carthaginians, Romans, Umayyads, Mongols, Ottomans, Spanish, Russians, and British how powerful nations are never toppled by the underdogs!

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