This Is Real: Florida Man Attempts Walmart Robbery On "Shop With A Cop" Day
· Dec 5, 2022 ·

There are unlucky criminals, and then there's Florida Man.

From Breitbart:

A 40-year-old Florida man was arrested Thursday as he allegedly tried to rob a Walmart in which nearly 40 sheriff's deputies were present for "shop with a cop" day.

The Miami Herald reported the incident occurred at Walmart in Osceola, Florida.

This guy should never buy a lottery ticket, but thank the Lord that most criminals are actually this obtuse and unaware.

The "Shop With A Cop" event was organized so the sheriff's department could help needy families buy groceries. Little did the deputies know that "Brad" would give them the gift of ("allegedly") incriminating himself while they were there with the sheriff and the forensics team!

If you're wondering, yes, Brad does look exactly like you'd picture him.

Brad reportedly tried to steal Versace perfume, gloves, and what looks like a bolt cutter.

I'm not sure what that pipe and baggy of white powder is, but I have a guess!

Methinks Brad had some other nefarious plans in store and grabbed the perfume for a lady friend while he was out plotting a life of petty crime.

Better luck next time, Brad! Maybe you can rob a bank while the local FBI SWAT team is there for an event!

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