This is what it's like to be pulled over for a DUI as an indigenous non-binary person with really bad anxiety.
And before we even get to the footage let me tell you: this person, they/them just moved into town, so they/them is having trouble getting to know the roads — they/them also has really bad anxiety — and that's why they/them was driving on the wrong side of the road against traffic with alcohol on they/them's breath. Just wanted to give you some context, like, they/them is akshully a really good person..
Here, you'll see:
Lady used every wokie excuse in the book right there. Did you hear her say she has PTSD around white people? Lady, you're basically white; how you gonna have PTSD around white people?!?
Man, that's probably my favorite DUI video of all time right there, the cringier the better in this case. We will only see more of these in the future and, boy is it even worth it to predict that some of those excuses will become legitimate someday and people will be let free in cases such as this? Nah, I don't want to do that; that could never happen.
Video out of New Mexico, by the way, which surprised me because I was sure it was Portland.
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