You know what they say...
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Well, in this guy's case, he was TRYING to miss the shot, but you get the point.
So, this bro turns up at the hospital to get the jab and pulls out some fake silicone arm as if it's his own. The nurse notices right away, and get this, she feels really bad about it.
"I first felt sorry for the man, thinking that he had a prosthesis and wondering if I had somehow forced him to give me the wrong arm," Bua said. "But then he admitted he was wearing the fake arm on purpose to avoid getting the vaccine!"
The story says nothing about whether or not he got the jab after this, but I'm assuming he didn't, lol.
Italy has this thing called a Covid-19 Super Green Pass, which is basically a vaccine passport except you can also provide proof of recovery from Covid to be accepted.
I'll go ahead and assume that this guy just went somewhere really dirty in Italy where they keep all the unvaxxed people and maybe shared a Peroni with somebody who had an active Covid case. Hopefully he'll be able to provide proof of his Covid.
Otherwise, he'll have to go in for the jab without a fake arm.
The authorities did give him a little slap on the wrist (his real wrist) for this little act, and hopefully he gets away with it. Though maybe he'll see a fine, as there's been a complaint filed with the health department.