Okay, okay. The kid may have been a little rude. But you can't just a smack a child around. Even if it's your child.
And that's what this woman just learned on a return trip from Disney World.
I get being frustrated with a random snotty kid, especially if you're on the last leg of the trip home from your Disney World vacation.
But she seems to have allegedly crossed the line.
Crampton was on board Allegiant Flight 2885 from Orlando-Sanford International Airport on Memorial Day. The flight was set to take off just before 2 p.m., but according to an arrest report, Crampton and witnesses on the plane tell police a child called Crampton 'fat' and 'Miss Piggy,' telling her she couldn't fit in the airplane seat.
That's when witnesses say Crampton began hitting the child with her fist and hit him on the head with a water bottle. She then 'slammed' the child's head into the airplane window, according to the arrest report. The child used his arms to cover his head.
You know ... probably the worst way possible to defend yourself from accusations of being Miss Piggy is to smack someone for calling you fat.
That's kind of ... exactly what Miss Piggy does.
It's on-brand!
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