Ladies, what would you think if you saw this sitting on the table after your husband had left for the day?
And what if the letter started off like this?
Dear wife,
Let me start this off by saying that I Love You dearly. You mean the world to me. However I owe it to myself as well as you to be completely honest with you. I have to come forward with my truth. I hate to do it this way but it's now or never because what I'm about to say has to be said.
YIKES!
Well, it turns out this gent nearly gave his wife a heart/panic attack because he wanted to inform her of ... his basketball commitments.
Tonight on October 22nd 2024 marks opening night for the New York Knicks 24-25 season. I will be watching the game tonight. That means from 7pm (that's when pregame starts), to whatever time the game ends I will not be a husband or a father. Y'all are on your own for a couple of hours. No I will not watch our shows with you. No I will not get you something sweet. I will not take the dog out. I will not get the kid in bed either. I will sit on my couch, drink in hand and I will watch the game. That's it. This doesn't mean I love you guys any less. It just means tonight is not about y'all. It's about ruining the Boston Celtics ring ceremony. The rest of the season is negotiable up until the point in time we reach the playoffs. Then I will have to abandon y'all again temporarily.
If you have any question please feel free to reach out to me. You can call me at [] well you have my number. Just call me if you need me. I look forward to seeing and talking to you later. AFTER the game that is.
Love, Fred
P.S. the child may stay up past bedtime only if he watches the game with me. If he doesn't want to watch then off to bed with him. Thanks
The wife was less than enthused (just kidding, she loved it):
