This past weekend's "No Kings" protest was supposed to be a massive grassroots uprising against Trump.
What we got instead was way more hilarious.
I mean, come on. Isn't this elder abuse?
Some protests had large numbers - tens of thousands of people turned out to events in cities like Chicago, New York City, and Los Angeles:
But outside of major city centers (where their protests were largely ignored by the rest of the population), the gatherings were a bit sad.
Consider this they/them who was the only person to show up at a rally in Kansas:
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Here's a video of a small crowd of elderly white folks protesting in front of a fancy shopping center:
This poor, terrified 74-year-old who clearly watches too much cable news:
In Utah, the "No Kings" rally was forced to disperse after some leftist-on-leftist violence:
We were able to find one black person at a "No Kings" rally, but she was a Trump supporter. The geriatric liberals called her "colored woman."
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And we can't leave out teachers' union boss Randi Weingarten giving this absolutely unhinged speech at a rally:
The protests ultimately didn't fail because they didn't have numbers, but because no one outside the protesters cares about their dumb message.
Let this liberal guy from Chicago explain:
Then again, maybe the protests did work. We don't have a king, do we?
Good job, everyone! 😂
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