This bulletproof SUV with night vision shoots pepper spray from its mirrors and is hardened against explosives … and it’s street legal
· Jan 26, 2023 · NottheBee.com

At first glance this just kind of looks like your average over-the-top SUV: The sort of thing Arnold Schwarzenegger would drive while puffing a stogie.

But this isn't just any old road brick. It's the Rezvani Vengeance — a bizarrely outfitted, military-grade vehicle that would be right at home in a zombie apocalypse.

This particular Rezvani Vengeance sports a 6.2-liter 420-hp V8 engine that's connected to a 10-speed automatic gearbox. This setup enables it to reach a top speed of 110 mph (177 kph) and to return a real-world fuel consumption of 16 mpg (14.7 l/100 km). If that's not enough for you, don't forget there are also other powertrain options available like the supercharged version of the same V8, which develops 682 hp (692 ps).

All of that sounds impressive.

But it's not what makes this car so jaw-droppingly nuts. It's the added features that do that:

Besides looking like a thing developed for the police forces in GTA VI, this behemoth comes with a couple of options. The most outrageous one is the Military Package, which costs $125,000 extra and adds:

  • bulletproof glass;
  • body armor;
  • underbody explosion protection;
  • steel-reinforced Ram front bumper;
  • magnetic deadbolts;
  • night vision;
  • a smoke screen;
  • military-grade run-flat tires;
  • a pepper spray dispenser that's found on the side mirrors (and looks like your typical windshield washer nozzle);
  • electrified door handles;
  • strobe and blinding lights;
  • constant video recording;
  • cgs masks for those inside;
  • helmets and bulletproof vests.

Unbelievable. Imagine rolling through the next mostly-peaceful Antifa protest like:

Many of those certifiably nuts features are controlled by an awesome-looking little button panel just above the windshield:

Soon as I can scrape together $700,000, I'm getting it!


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