I'm not sure what the exchange rate is in U.S. Dollars from 1965 to 2023, but here's your chance to find out, sort of:

A technicolor fever dream of the house from "The Brady Bunch" is looking for a new owner.

In the California desert resort city of Palm Springs, this stunning midcentury-modern home has barely been redecorated in 54 years.

Located at 2055 S Joshua Tree Place, the rainbow-themed three-bedroom, three-bathroom property was built in 1969 and visually remains there today.

It's not a joke. It looks like Austin Powers built this place, decorated it with about $200,000 worth of gauche, and then rolled a stone in front of the door for half a century.

☝️ I believe the technical interior decoration term for this style is "no-tel mo-tel."

☝️ Every year on St. Patrick's Day, this room becomes gloriously relevant for 24 hours.

☝️ Not sure if that's a bathtub or, like, a well. I am going to go with well.

☝️ Pretty sure that is just straight-up mid-century astro turf in that dining room right there.

☝️ Among the many features of this den/bar are a surprising number of surfaces with vinyl cushions on them.

☝️ Well-appointed though it may seem, the only thing you can actually cook in this kitchen is Campbell's canned soups. Seriously.

I don't care about high interest rates, I'm making a bid on this one, baby!