This shrink says 75% of his patients have symptoms of TDS

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TDS is a real thing. Just ask psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert:

Some of the features of this 'disorder': They can't sleep. They feel traumatized by Mr. Trump, they feel restless. I had one patient who couldn't enjoy vacation because she saw Trump on her device or news, and felt triggered. So this is a profound pathology, and I would even go far as to call it the defining pathology of our time.

Alpert says "three-quarters" of his patients show signs of Trump Derangement Syndrome, which is just a beautiful number.

Alpert practices in Manhattan, where a commie just won the mayor's race, so this number is pretty reasonable, I suppose.

If you know anyone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome let them know that there is help out there, and that a cure is in the making.

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