You can't tell me with a straight face that John Fetterman won't someday be president of our great nation. He is, according to our modern standard, just the right guy for the job.

Just look at him here posing for a photo with Vice President Kamala Harris, seeming to have no clue where he is or what is going on:

I'm telling you, that body language has "future president" written all over it!

Dude's a rockstar!

Look out, President Biden, it looks like you've got some competition.

Fetterman 2024!