This dude Greg who is apparently a gay combat veteran compiled this exquisite thread of everyday things that have now comically been labeled rrraaaccciiiisssssst by the Woke Mafia.

Per usual, instead of embedding a zillion tweets and hurting your wifi's feelings, I have provided screen shots. If you wanna view it on Twitter, the thread starts here.

Now just grab some popcorn and get ready to learn all about how incredibly racist you are! Enjoy:

Now you know how irreparably racist you are. You are so freaking racist!!

I'll go ahead and leave this here for you ... please print it out, pin it to your shirt, and wear it everywhere: