Yup, this really happened:
Three wasted gents were swerving their way around Mount Pleasant, WI last weekend when they decided an early-morning pileup was in order.
Drunk #1 was driving his Ford F250 when he drifted across the median and hit Drunk #2 in his GMC Yukon. A second later, Drunk #3 rear-ended Drunk #1. The Yukon was "fully engulfed in fire" after the crash, but when police arrived, the dude driving had peaced out on foot.
Here were photos of the crash scene:
All three men were ultimately charged with driving under the influence.