This is not a man you want to have to tell that the senior discount ends at 9:30 AM and not 10:30 like he keeps insisting.

At least, not if you don't want to hear about how kids used to respect their elders and how movies cost a nickel and why can't you get a good root beer float anymore and whatever happened to getting free matchbooks and...

I'll give him this, he looks more than ready to tell Putin to get off Ukraine's lawn:

Putin, on the other hand, looks like he has no intention of getting off the lawn, and in fact is the guy who's been stealing the Publisher's Clearing House entries out of the mailbox and signing The Ukraine up for multiple subscriptions to Woman's Day.

Since it's probably too late to change the portrait of Biden to better match the title of the story, "Taking on Putin," I thought maybe we could just change the title instead:

Much better.