A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do!
"Lucy" Lauser is a dude who dresses like a woman and is somehow a city councilor in Stevenson, Washington.
Lauser was cited for appearing topless at a local protest. From The Post Millennial:
Lauser's legal troubles stem from a July 4, 2025, protest outside the Skamania County Courthouse in downtown Stevenson, a small community of about 1,500 residents. During the demonstration, Lauser exposed his breasts by removing his shirt. He had painted one arm red, taped his mouth and nipples in black, and inscribed 'woman, life, freedom' across his chest.
The topless display was intended to challenge President Donald Trump's executive order restricting sex change procedures for minors and barring men from competing on women's sports teams, which Lauser has publicly decried as dehumanizing.
BEHOLD, CENSORED MAN CHEST:
Because Lauser says he's a woman, he was treated as a woman.
He was handcuffed by Skamania County Sheriff's deputies after refusing a deputy's request to cover up, citing potential 'affront or alarm' to passerby. Released on $500 bail the same day, Lauser faces up to 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted under Washington's indecent exposure statute, which prohibits 'any open and obscene exposure' likely to offend.
During court hearings, Lauser's lawyer argued that men are allowed to walk around without shirts on.
Defense attorney Pruett argued that Lauser's conduct did not amount to indecent exposure because he had his nipples covered in black. 'It's the amount of exposure that a person would have if they were wearing a bikini,' he told Judge Reyneir, arguing that 'if there was a person in town who was male on the Fourth of July and was walking down the street without a shirt on, we would not have a prosecution for obscenity or any indecent exposure.'
You have to hand it to the lawyer - he REALLY had to dig in to avoid "misgendering" his client or giving away the game.
Anyway, since I've heard gender is fluid and can change by the second, shouldn't Mr. Lauser be able to identify as whatever he wants, whenever he wants, lest we be guilty of trans genocide??
Judge Reynier said the case was 'complicated' and would make a ruling on a later date once reviewing the full material.
It's not complicated, your honor.
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