Treat yourself to this utterly bizarre pandemic-themed "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" cover that the NIH director sang on the eve of his retirement
· Dec 16, 2021 · NottheBee.com

This is a bold statement, but we're gonna run with it: This may be the strangest virus-themed Judy Garland cover ever sung by a departing director of a major federal agency:

National Institute of Health Director Dr. Francis Collins, who announced his intention to retire earlier this year, bid farewell to his role in the NIH by picking up a guitar and playing his own COVID-centric rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" titled "Somewhere Past the Pandemic."

"Somewhere past the pandemic, when we're free, there's a life I remember, full of activity," Collins sang in his parody. "Somewhere past the pandemic, no quarantine, we'll all stay well and healthy, thanks to a safe vaccine."

Well, whatever the artistic merits of the director's song, the theme is on-point.

It's sad because Collins was a real scientist once upon a time: one of the experts who sequenced the human genome! It seems the 'Rona has addled his brains.

If the pandemic has taught us anything it's that—to quote the Scarecrow from Oz—"some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

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