Nope, not satire.
You may be thinking this is the part where I say I was joking and this is actually The Babylon Bee.
Nope!
Even worse, Hamas is confiscating the condoms and inflating them with helium to use them as balloons that drop bombs on Israel.
The Jerusalem Post reported in 2020 that scores of condoms were being used to create IED-carrying balloons that winds would carry into southern Israel, raising alarm on schoolyards, farmlands and highways.
At the time, the Post reported that the improvised explosive devices - floated into Israel via inflated contraceptives - burned thousands of hectares of land and caused 'millions of shekels of damage.' It's not clear if the practice continues.
This means your tax dollars are going to contraceptives AND terrorism!
For extra context, here is how much USAID spent on contraceptives for people in other countries in 2023 (that we know about):
(I mean, can you think of a better use of your money?)
Next time, let's collaborate with the Israelis: They have a contraceptive that works insanely well AND kills terrorists!
BEEP BEEP!
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