So Trump apparently got a hole-in-one the other day during a tourney at his golf course in West Palm Beach.

Here's the video:

But that's not the real story here.

The story is his reaction to the hole in one. Dude felt it necessary to issue a press release to explain this legendary feat to us all, and it caused a lot of leftists heads to explode, so I'm kinda glad he did.

Most guys would be like, "Yeah, that was pretty awesome," then mount that ball above their mantle and enjoy a cold beer for their victory.

But Trump is not most guys. No, he needs us to feel every moment of that hole-in-one right alongside him. To understand how deeply moving it was for all of human history:

It starts off, "Many people are asking..."

And that's just classic Trump.

It is 100% true

Now to my favorite line:

I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and went clank, into the hole.

I feel like I need the bolded phrase on a T-shirt.

Love him or hate him, the man is entertaining. I miss this. I miss the quotable phrases and the one-liners. All I have to report on now is this:

I won't tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging—and I don't like people who brag!

I love it. It's the most Trump statement of all time. 😂

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