In today's edition of too crazy to parody ...
Yes, you read that right.
The UAE -- United ARAB Emirates, a Muslim country -- is cutting funding for students studying abroad in the United Kingdom because they don't want radical Islamists influencing them.

The Times of London is actually reporting this rather disturbing news that England, the former crown of Christendom, is a hotspot for Islamic radicalization -- so much so that Islamic countries are distancing themselves.
Officials with knowledge of the situation told The Times that federal funding was being limited for citizens who hope to study in the UK, citing concerns about the influence of the Muslim Brotherhood among other issues.
The group is proscribed as a terrorist organisation by the UAE, which has long campaigned for European nations including Britain to do the same.
The Emirati government is not imposing a blanket ban on enrollments, meaning that richer families can still send their children to study in the UK if they pay for the fees out of their own pockets.
It will continue to provide significant funds for citizens who seek to earn university degrees elsewhere.
Try explaining this to a Brit just 30 or 40 years ago.
It would be incomprehensible!
We are living in the strangest of times!
I'll leave you with the VP's thoughts.
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