Oh look: Some more right-wing domestic terrorists attempting to implement theocracy!
Whoops, my bad. I guess these guys are left-wing. Again.
We are determined to foment the rebellion. We will not be held to account to laws for which we have no voice or representation.
I'm glad the FBI told me the conservative Catholic Trump voters are the extremists, or else I'd be worried.
Good thing I'm bad at noticing patterns!
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