Current Washington Governor and former Democratic presidential candidate Jay Inslee pushed for his constituents to wear masks with what I am declaring the most confusing analogy of all time.

In an attempt to appear... intelligent(?) or maybe sophisticated(?) the former presidential candidate compares mask wearing to aircraft carriers in World War 2. Makes sense, right? Because masks... are good? Like aircraft carriers?

I wonder if Governor Inslee has any more helpful analogies to apply to the pandemic. If he needs help with these sorts of analogies I can come up with a few.

What the Sherman tank was in WWII, hand sanitizer is today.

What Minié bullets were in the Civil War, bleach is today.

What mustard gas was in WWI, Social Distancing is today.

What the nuclear bomb was in the Pacific theater, hydroxychloroquine is today.

I mean, can anyone explain this?