Monday was just a typical day in downtown Portland. Antifa neckbeards roamed the streets in MoStLy pEaCeFuL displays of lawlessness and hatred. Average citizens skirted the edges of the anarchist jurisdiction, trying to avoid being pummeled or shot. Roaming gangs of brave revolutionaries gathered no doubt like young Lenin and his comrades in late 19th-century St. Petersburg, discussing how their Marxist violence will bring about heaven on earth.
It was just an average day, that is, until some deplorable people had the gall to show up with American flags and say American things. To keep these vile degenerates from proclaiming things like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the brave neckbeards decided to show them a taste of #TOLERANCE on the city streets.
Watch these courageous (mostly white) freedom fighters try to take this symbol of systemic oppression away from this evil, conservative woman of color.
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Despite their valiant attacks, this clearly racist woman of color refused to let go of the American flag, demonstrating how despicable she truly is. How dare she protect this Star-Spangled Banner and the ideals of human rights and flourishing it represents. How dare she defend a symbol of liberty that millions of men and women have given their lives to defend. How dare she stand against tyranny, depravity, and mob rule. How dare she!
Released from any ideas contrary to their own, the neckbeards are now free to continue burning flags and teddy bears on guillotines, torching stacks of Bibles, and posting racist screeds. And to anyone who would condemn these acts, just remember, Antifa and the neckbeards are just an "idea," not an organized movement.
