No, really. The White House has no "specific" plans to put America's energy sector back to work and lower the insane prices at the pump that are hurting your family right now.
Oh, the White House has unspecified "tools in its toolbelt" to help you?
Sorry, it's more believable that Batman is real and has a batarang that can reopen all the pipelines Biden has closed.
And that bit about "illegal price gouging"?
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre wants you to believe that the gas stations are the problem, while her boss has destroyed the energy industry that was the world's #1 exporter of gas just a year ago.
But I truly believe the White House wants you to pay more at the pump.
They want average Americans to stop driving, stop eating meat, and stop consuming goods for the sake of Mother Earth, based entirely on their pseudoscientific religious cult.
(They'll still get to fly round in their private jets though.)
Why else would Biden be considering the closure of another important gas pipeline this week?
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