This insane footage was shared on Instagram. I laid audio from the Jurassic Park "must go faster" scene over the clip because I love you:

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Un-be-lievable that those gigantic meat mountains can move like that!!

Of all the ways to go, man ... death by angry hippo must be one of the worst.

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