A Ring security camera captured two would-be arsonists trying to burn down Servicio de Imigaracion in Bakersfield, California: A company that provides immigration and naturalization services.

The pair roll up with gallons of gasoline and then start flinging it everywhere like models having a gasoline fight.

Take a look:

[Warning: Dumb People Immolating Themselves]

What am I looking at here?

Are they the children of horrible parents that never told them fire is hot?

Did they never have a fire safety lesson in school?

Stop, drop, and roll boys.

Oh, and also... don't commit arson.