These blokes were out for a day of fishing when they stumbled across a full-grown man in his birthday suit.
The guy was Luke Voskresensky. He was out on bail for aggravated robbery when he allegedly cut off his monitor and gave police the slip.
He said he had been surviving by eating snails.
But why he was hiding in a mangrove tree over CROC-INVESTED WATERS BUTT-NAKED, as opposed to hiding just about ANYWHERE ELSE, was not explained.
The dudes who found him were absolute bros and, after rescuing him, gave him water, shorts, and a beer.