Admittedly, it's been a slow news day.
Elon really rolled up 5 different Teslas to the White House for Trump to pick from!
Trump is a boomer - CONFIRMED ๐
What can I say? The man likes his checks!
There was a reason for this publicity stunt; namely, the fact that leftwing criminals have been burning and damaging Teslas across the nation just because Elon supports Trump.
Trump says he will be designating such ideological attacks as domestic terrorism.
Not sure how I feel about that, but I think Tesla customers will be happy!
Meanwhile, leftists are finding ways to be angry:
Yeah, because no other president has ever touted a favored car company... ๐
As an aside, there was never any other choice for Trump except for the red sports car. Maybe if they'd brought in a gold Cybertruck?
The money shots:
Mr. President, if you're just going to keep that in a garage, I'll gladly take it off your hands!
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