Behold, ladies and gentlemen, your future queen!

Huh.

That's strange.

I wonder why they didn't use this photo:

Or this one:

Or especially this one:

I was told 5 minutes ago that this was a horrible hand gesture used by Trump to dogwhistle at his neo-Nazi base!

Making black servants in masks adjust your expensive dress before flashing a white power sign at the ball??

What can I say?? Dems gonna Dem!

But hey, at least NYC's mayor was there to end the rampant crime in his declining city with this bedazzled jacket!

And this guy was there to showcase the first official uniform of Panem so we can enjoy our first annual Hunger Games!

At least our favorite mad lad was there!

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