The wise poet once said, "They don't serve breakfast in hell" and, now, they don't serve breakfast in America:

No, this isn't a parody or a joke article.

This is a serious article in the Wall Street Journal informing you that you might want to start skipping meals now since money is becoming a problem.

You've gotta love the framing:

Several breakfast staples saw sharp price increases due to a perfect storm of bad weather and disease outbreaks — and continued effects from Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

That's a funny way to say "thanks to Joe Biden."

But, anyways, the reality is that breakfast foods are through the roof and it's all thanks to Bidenomics.

Breakfast lovers might be better off just having a cup of coffee — but go with roasted, not instant. Prices for roasted coffee declined by 0.1% last month, but instant coffee rose by a 3.6% monthly increase for instant coffee.

Best economy ever, Jack!