Apparently 2 + 2 = 4 is now racist. We are officially living in "1984."
· Jul 7, 2020 · NottheBee.com

We're officially living in "1984."

The novel, that is.

The latest piece of evidence, courtesy of the postmodern neo-Marxism pandemic sweeping America: Kindergarten-level math is now racist.

See for yourself:

2 + 2 = 4. That's a cultural opinion rooted in western imperialism, Miss Marshall says. This is real life.

And see Miss Topian's bio. She's no rando basement dweller, apparently ... she's a teacher and PhD student.

And a BLM activist who feels the need to include her pronouns. Didn't see that one comin', didjya? ?

All of which reminded me of one of my favorite parts of "1984," one of the great novels ever written:

I would gladly wear a gas mask 24/7 and social distance 50 feet for the next year to stop this particular pandemic.

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