In the name of all that is good and pure in this world, what type of ungodly abomination is this?

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My goodness. I am so sorry for having you watch that. I should not have published this but I just could not stop myself.

Such unbridled narcissism is shocking to behold. And now I also won't be able to eat lunch.

P.S. I think this lady nailed the answer to my question: