I'm no expert on turkey Voodoo, but the more I watch this video, the more freaked out I get that turkeys will one day rule the world.
So, uhh, yeah, do with the above video as you will.
I choose to believe that this is the gravestone of the vampire Kamala Harris -- who never actually passed away -- and the echos of a distant cackle are setting off these turkeys, throwing them into a loop in advance of her defeat in the 2026 California gubernatorial election.
Of course, this isn't all that uncommon for turkeys, or the animal kingdom in general. The post above notes,
A similar incident took place in 2017 when a large group of turkeys was spotted circling around a deceased cat. Turkey expert David Scarpitti said at the time that the leader likely went to inspect the cat and wound up getting stuck in a constant 'follow the leader' loop.
Still, a pretty interesting video here, especially considering the setting.
There were a lot of shots taken at Kamala in the comments, but this one was my favorite:
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