Disclaimer: This post is NOT sponsored by Death Wish Coffee but I would definitely take money if somebody associated with Death Wish Coffee happens to read this.

The Amazon reviews for Death Wish coffee are absolutely hilarious and quite concerning. I'm personally frightened and intrigued at the same time.

The first red flag when researching this coffee is the list of suggested questions from Google and how they get progressively more alarming:

The second warning(s) prior to purchasing are the reviews that follow:

Hear colors and smell sounds??

After reading these reviews, the only thing I'm hesitant on is exactly how many bags I need to buy today...because this coffee is for sure getting banned faster than Trump on Parler.