Yo, I'm thoroughly creeped out right now. If I showed up to court and this was my public defender I'd be out of that courthouse quicker than you could say "no contest."

Name me any actual woman who could show up to court looking like this..

That's "Stephanie" Mueller, a transgender public defender in Seattle.

Despite her [sic] unique appearance, Mueller insists she [sic] has been 'treated with complete respect and great acceptance' since transitioning in 2012 - at the age of 58.

THIS DUDE DECIDED TO PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN AT AGE 58!

'It's really important to know that since I transitioned, full-time, more than 4 years ago, I have been treated with complete respect and great acceptance both personally and professionally,' she [sic] wrote on a 2016 GoFundMe page raising money for a new car.

Seattle journalist Jonathan Choe was in court to cover the case of Iris Boardman, a left-wing protester charged with disrupting a Seattle City Council meeting.

Only in the great state of Washington!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go rinse out my eyes.

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