"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
That right there is Dictator Kim Jong Un's private yacht.
Do you see the massive water slides on the back of this thing??
I bet one of the slides is called the "Rocketman."
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's largest luxury watercraft was seen on Monday being towed towards his sprawling Wonsan mansion complex on the east coast, according to NK Pro analysis of Planet Labs satellite imagery.
The custom 80-meter-long (260 ft.) luxury yacht — which features dual twisting waterslides and a multi-story lounge area — hasn't been seen in use since Kim apparently had it completely renovated over the course of several months in 2020 in the middle of the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.
The boat is one of four similarly huge luxurious watercraft observed in recent years near Kim family properties around Wonsan, including a new beach villa complex built on the Hodo peninsula in 2019.
It pays to be the comrade in charge! Look at all the "equity" in this socialistic society!
Meanwhile, like they have been for decades, the North Korean people continue to starve as their god-king lives it up.
Less than a month ago, Kim made a rare announcement. He said there was a "tense" situation with North Korea's food supply, which he attributed to typhoons in the past year. Food prices have skyrocketed, prompting one UN official to propose lifting sanctions in order to prevent mass starvation, Reuters reported.
The country also recently hinted at a COVID-19 surge, after Kim reshuffled his senior officials, blaming them for a "great crisis" in their response to the pandemic.
The state media, probably taking a page out of CNN's playbook, explained to the lowly citizens that Kim Jong Un is actually a great and praiseworthy man who is taking one for the people.
DPRK state media has spent this month pushing a new propaganda campaign that extols former leader Kim Il Sung for living in a "modest mansion" and reportedly rejecting luxurious amenities. The campaign also promotes Kim Jong Un as a noble leader for recently demolishing Kim Il Sung's old mansion to build a new district of "luxury homes" for Pyongyang's working class.
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