We've had Stacey Abrams, Beto, and Obama, but now we have America's least favorite Ice Queen, Gretchen Whitmer, going onto ChiCom TikTok in order to appeal to young people.

If it wasn't for Jen Psaki, Whitmer would be the Democrats' favorite wine-mom girl-boss.

She's SO cool. She dances on TikTok! All of her alcoholic wine mom friends think she's the best!

She might have shuttled in Covid patients to spend time with your grandma, but look at how COOL she is!

This is embarrassing.

We used to be a proper country.