White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and National Security Advisor John Kirby are — and I'm not kidding — referring to Biden's upcoming press conference as a "big boy" press conference.

You don't believe me, do you? Here, see for yourself:

Again, that's "big boy," not to be confused with "Big Guy," who gets that pretty little 10% cut everyone's always talking about.

The "big boy" term began when Bloomberg's Justin Sink asked Jean-Pierre if Biden would soon start taking unscripted questions from the press, since, you know, people are starting to wonder about the guy. He referred to the big event, tongue in cheek, as a "big boy press conference."

The bottom video here is where he makes the comment.

Oh my. Talk about blood in the water!

So, the Biden administration has decided to just run with the "big boy" phrasing, even though it makes the sitting president of the United States sound like a toddler. Man, it sure is great to know the adults are back in charge!

Who's a big boy?

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