Welcome to Wisconsin.

Yup, what you're seeing there is one of three calves stuffed into the backseat of that Buick sedan.

And I salute this man, I really do.

Look, you never know when you're gonna have to buy some cows.

But if you're headed to the fair, where this man purchased the three calves, you miiiiiight wanna bring a truck.

Just an idea…

And to be fair, it's kind of a slap in the face to take these young cows to a McDonald's.

Like what, are you trying to intimidate them?

"Listen here, see this sammich? You keep your act together or you'll be dead meat like this heifer right here."

It's just not a good look.

And listen, I really wish I could say this was one of those "only in Wisconsin" things. But I just don't think this is actually as abnormal as we think it is.

Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do, dontcha know?

So stop making fun of this guy, will ya!

He's got three new cows to take care of, after he's done eating their cousin.

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