With Amazon fresh out of guillotines, protestors were forced to construct their own outside Jeff Bezos's home. Apparently, creating one of the greatest companies the world has ever seen that can deliver whatever your heart desires (except guillotines) to your doorstep in one business day is deserving of French Revolution-style execution.

These workers are demanding a $30 minimum wage, but judging by the shabby craftsmanship of that guillotine, I'm not sure they deserve that much money.