Well, here's some "transgender visibility" for ya!
This headline is peak 2023 and I'm pretty sure it just put The Babylon Bee outta business. Nothing can prepare you for it:
"Trans woman is cleared of flashing her penis at three women using Ohio YMCA after judge ruled she's too FAT for her genitals to be visible"
This is a real story about a massively fat man named Darren (who now says his name is Rachel) and who apparently flashed his junk at ladies in the women's locker room of an Ohio YMCA.
But the judge let him off because he's simply too fat for anyone to see his junk.
There's only one way this judge could know for sure that Darren's fat completely covered his genitals, but I doubt he subjected himself to that...
As far back as 2021, the YMCA received complaints about Darren Glines, who now calls himself Rachel, because he would get naked in front of little girls.
But the YMCA told people who complained that Darren, penis and all, was a woman and that they had no recourse to complain.
It finally went in front of a judge and here's the result:
(Judge) McNamee said: 'There is no question that Glines was in the women's locker room. However, Glines was not charged with trespass, nor was Glines charged with being in an area of the YMCA where Glines was not supposed to be.
'Quiet [sic] simply, the facts do not exist to support a find of guilt, as charges. [sic]. Glines' genitalia was not visible as a result of other portions of her body covering same.'
Okay, so, first off, this judge just COMPLETELY caves to the trans agenda by not even arguing that the biological dude didn't belong in the women's changing room.
Just a complete capitulation to insanity.
Then, as a fig leaf, or in this case a giant glob of fat, the judge claims that the entire thing is a moot point because no one could see Darren's privates because he was so obese.
What the heck has this man been doing at the gym? He's been at the YMCA since at least 2021 and he still looks like he ate Jabba the Hutt!
My Michigan friends are right: Ohio really is the worst.
Welcome to 2023, y'all!
