NOPE NOPE NOPE

Okay, real talk, fam: I can never unsee this.

I know I just wrecked your beach experience too, but now we all know the terrors living an inch under our favorite oceanside hangout.

Oh, you want more on these devil worms? Sure!

They can be TWO METERS LONG.

Imagine one of those things grabbing you.

I know what you're going to say: "Harambe, the presence of a beach cleanup crew like this is yet another part of the beautifully complex tapestry that testifies to the existence of God's design."

And yeah, sure bro, 100%.

But also, they're demon worms.

The good news is that this species lives in Australia, because God put all the terrifying animals that didn't fit anywhere else Down Under. Apparently they use 'em for fishing!

The bad news is that there are a wide variety of subterranean worms that eat decaying flesh and they are found everywhere across the world, from the ocean floor to the beaches to the your local saltwater hobbyist tank ("bristle worms," as they are often called, multiply rapidly and devour everything in their path).

So yeah, I suggest staying somewhere like the Great Lakes where there's nothing that wants to eat you except the occasional hangry seagull.

HARAMBE OUT!