Kanye West is partnering with Gap to make a new clothing line, and this puffer jacket was the first item to drop on Tuesday morning to celebrate the rapper's 44th birthday:
Yes, for the low price of $200, you can wear a giant nylon jacket that makes you look like a blue marshmallow. And IT DOESNâT HAVE A ZIPPER. You can't close it.
That is the beauty of capitalism, my friends.
Here's Yeezy wearing said jacket with a weird-as-heck face mask:
Seriously, I'm getting some Michelin Man vibes:

Despite the price tag and the aforementioned fact that you're wearing a bright blue wad of nylon around town with no zippers or buttons, the jacket sold out in a matter of hours.