This is a real pic that A-Rod really posted to his IG:

No, A-Rod isn't officially coming out as trans -- he's just promoting his new makeup for men.

So yeah, A-Rod is launching a new makeup line. For men. Its called The Blur Stick and it's super not-gay. It's makeup. For dudes.

Totally normal stuff.

If you ask me, I think A-Rod's new adventures in man makeup can only be explained by his recent breakup with J-Lo.

I think she may have broken this man.

See, he was imperfect, just like all the other men she's been engaged to in the past. And most of his imperfections could be found on his face, apparently.

Hence: He dives face first into man makeup.

So if you're an imperfect male who has an ugly face why don't you go ahead and get yourself some of Alex Rodriguez's man makeup!

You never know, you could be J-Lo's next husband, or the one after, or the one after that, or…

You get the idea.