North Korea has banned mullets and skinny jeans to ward off the “slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle” 😂

May 22nd

North Korea might be a malnourished, brainwashed country that's barely able to keep the lights on, but boy oh boy does Lil' Kimmy have priorities:

The hermit kingdom has now banned "capitalist" fashions such as skinny jeans, mullets, lip and nose piercings, ripped pants, and sloganed T-shirts.

"We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them," said crazy Kim. "History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defense power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle."

That lifestyle includes starvation, fear, gulags, boring conformity, and utter darkness.

I personally think Kim is jealous that he can't pull off the iconic punk rocker look. That, or he's trying to keep modern worship leaders from sneaking into the nation as missionaries.

As the woke increasingly tell us what we can and can't do, remember that this stupidity is the end result!


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